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Last Saturday Vize came home 4 Spring Break and we kickd it da whole time he wuz here. Da homie BRAIN and I put together this little slide presentation to commemorate Vize's short visit home. So Vize, dis is 4 u dawg.
Saturday morning after Vize arrived we all kicked it 4 a lil bit, but Vize wuz so jet-lagged dat he fell asleep ironing his clothes. So we went clubbin without him. Sorry dawg.
Sunday Vize had a little get together with all of his closest friends at his pad. We all had some wine coolers, and when the turkey was finished and the desert had been served, Vize entertained us all with his critically-acclaimed classical renditions of sitcom theme songs from memorable shows like "Charles in Charge" and "Step by Step." A great time wuz had by all. That classy mafucka...
Monday we kickd it at my pad and shot a lil pool. Dis fool raped us in 9 ball, but i swear he wuz cheatin. He kept pocketin his balls when we werent lookin and when he wuz bouta lose, he kept pretendin to confuse his balls 4 da cue ball, and callin "do-over's" and "double-backsie's." U CANT DOUBLE-BACKSIE A DOUBLE-BACKSIE!
Tuesday Vize wuz a lil strapped 4 cash, so he hit me up. When I came thru, Vize had been waitin behind his front door and broke a vacuum cleaner over my head, and when I woke up my wallet wuz gone!
Later dat day, after I had cancelled all my credit cards, me and BRAIN found Vize passed out in one of them dark, beige-carpeted downtown alleys, breath smellin of O.E. and Vodka. I wanted to snap his neck rite then and there, but who can stay madd at a face like dat? bad Vize!
Wednesday, Vize felt so badd about assaulting me and spendin all my cash on liquor, prostitutes and hash dat he hit me up and askd me if I wantd to ball.
Guess who won. (baseball... wtf?)
Thursday I hit Vize up, and he sed he wuz so happy he beat me in 1 on 1 dat he felt like spending da whole day celebratin wit his favorite porn, and I respect dat.
Friday wuz Vize's last day in town b4 he hadta fly back to ATL, and he felt guilty cuz all he did while he wuz in town wuz drink, smoke, steal and watch call-gurls do things wit various vegetables, so he put on his mask and went around da city solving crimes and saving babies 4rm runaway baby carriages. Still, Vize took a break 4rm da rigorous superhero world to check out a magazine, again passing out in a carpeted downtown alley.
Peace - Shrapnl |
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